Top Rare Insults You Don't See Everyday

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Sep 30, 2020 6:38 AM EDT

Just when you thought you've heard it all... along came these creative insults. Because sometimes regular old insults just aren't enough to express your true feelings. Read and weep, and check out some funny tweets if you're in the mood for more internet smart asses.

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    Face - SUN SMART lll 99% 11:24 Post HAWKEYE CAPTAIN AMERICA LOKI NICKFÜRY SPIDER-MAN THOR 20K CBR SUBSCRIBED 3.35M subscribers Comments 748 Add a public comment... Christopher Morris • 5 hours ago Tom holland looking like ripley from ON'T CA aliens 1K 21 Home Explore Subscriptions Notifications Library
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    Text - Everything Wrong With Shrek Zedan Khan - преди 4 месеца You Know, Maybe There's A Reason Why Donkeys Shouldn't Talk - Shrek 171 口4 ...
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    Text - 48 minutes ago e Jeffree Star has the body of a child that died during the Irish Potato Famine and the face of a woman that survived it. 953 35
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    Text - gulix we are dead Suddo Yep VOTED Duck Pls VOTED Atlantic and pink can't vote Jomato Alt Tomato These people are the reason there are instructions for Y Bruceleo how to wash your hands. 0og
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    Text - Christo's Pizza Q : EW MENU REVIEWS PHOTOS All attitude 3 oven 3 Geof ★**** a year ago Basically the equivalent to low quality bowling alley pizza made by a teenager with Daddy issues. 1לו ...
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    Facial expression - Paul Rudd is now the same age as Wilford Brimley was in Cocoon O 1.8k 209 comments · 462 shares O Like Comment Share I'm pretty sure Wilford Brimley was 62 years old when he was born
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    Photo caption - r/teenagers 9m • i.redd.it • 15 I see your skirts, and raise you a onesie Social 6m You look like every K pop dude combined Reply 个2↓
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    Text - ull SMART a * 8:31 PM O ni 65% ... r/youngadults u/Smashinationprp 4h Teehee im only 13 but i joined teehee im creemeenal Vote 1 Share BEST COMMENTS - CharismaticClown • 33m Why do you write like a f otter on cocaine Reply Add a comment
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    Text - I hope that every sock you put on will be slightly rotated just enough for it to be uncomfortable May your tea be too hot when you receive it, and too cold when you remember it is there May you always step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks May both sides of your pillow be warm May your article load that tiny extra little bit so when you are about to click on a link you click an ad instead
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    Music - 14:19 ao O Vo) Gt LTE Comments 1.2K 三 X Remember to keep comments respectful and to follow our Community Guidelines Add a public comment... Griff • 3 years ago G That guitarist looks like a cross between Shaggy and Velma... 2K 65 65 REPLIES ...
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    Text - 28 Aug You will never change what you tolerate. Research #FlatEarth NO CURVE HERE Can we agree on that? 91 169 09 17 a... · 6d v I love flat earthers, because they remind me that even though I'm a failure, there are always people even more disappointing than me
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    Text - also lej ALL I DID WAS TELL HIM THAT IF HE WAS A @lahlahax · 3h FONT HED BE COMIC SANS @panfriedpan @panfriedpan blocked you You are blocked from following @panfriedpan and viewing @panfriedpan's Tweets. 5 27 1 11 The Lawyer @ChiipPrimed 43m If you were a font it would be Arial because of how basic you are also lej @lahlahax Replying to @ChiipPrimed OW 9:53 PM · 17 Sep 20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Headass @HeadassControl1 Deflecting blame in this manner is so childish any man that dates you is a pedo Kara @UndeniableLOVE7 · 1d When a woman cheats it's cause she's had enough. When a man cheats, it's cause the sky is blue. twitter.com/chuuzus/status. Show this thread 8:41 AM · 19 Sep 20 · Twitter for Android
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    Face - James @CaucasianJames 13h 8. 1747 5,634 1 ili Caylin @kittykatcaylin Replying to @CaucasianJames and @euphoriaHBO You look like the type of guy to go to a Mexican restaurant with his 2 kids and wife Jessica and at the end say "welp, you kiddos ready to vamanos?"
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    Text - Hello wyd Just got done with a test, now I'm laying down on yubo Hbu chillin Idk what to say Meghan. That was almost as dry as the biscuits from Popeyes
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    Joint - @usticeblaine 5 Comments Haha Comment Share Actual footage of Ben Shapiro removing WAP from every woman in a 1 mile radius
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    Soldier - Sün Comments 7.1K • 4 months ago This is what it looks like when you are not upgrading your troops in "age of empires" It 2.6K 日 14 HOO
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    Text - labsab1 · 9h Americans have less culture than the bacterial cultures in European cheeses. Reply 个 449 i felox3000 · 7h There is this joke: what's the difference between the USA and a Yogurt. If you leave the Yogurt alone for some time it developes a culture. 239 DevilOfDevon • Outmoded 6h Also, yoghurt can be fat-free. 个 129
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    Text - Otachan @OtachanShow mfers really out here ordering a $1000+ graphic card to bust nuts to visual novels at 2000fps 4:34 · 17 Sep 20 Twitter Web App 198 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 1,812 Likes chero666 @chero666 · 4h Replying to @OtachanShow Ever nut at 2000fps? I bet you haven't. FUCK YOI 60 Otachan ever nut inside anything but your own hand? I bet you haven't. @OtachanShow 3h 6. 139 3 more replies
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    Cartoon - ON Komentarze 8,7 tys. y 2 miesiące temu Gwen looks likes she gets nutrients by burning orphanages. 7,8 tys. 4 目 41
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    Hair - r/ATBGE u/warartic 16h • i.redd.it Anime hair Hair 13.2k 230 1 Share + Award PorschephileGT3 • 6h He looks like a gas station pocket knife 个 27 ↓
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    Text - My brother came out as gay to my grandma and she said, "I knew girls weren't going to like you from the beginning." DEAD BODY REPORTED
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    Product - Bleed Green BLEED IREEN @bleedgreenarmy Muhammed Uzair Awan becomes the 'World's Youngest Microsoft Certified' at the age of 7. A proud moment for Pakistan (e 00 216 > Most Relevant v Wahaj Mohsin He also broke the record of being 7 at the age of 15 >
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    Face - so you're breaking up with me? that boy is prettier than me fine then I will steal him away <3 5,7k + 148 Share O Award * BEST COMMENTS - S1 Award Dude looks like he would be an end level boss in some discount pirate video game, made by some unknown studio, that is shelved right next to four different variations of Bejeweled. I can hear the speech not lining up with his mouth animations. Reply 1.1k
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    Text - O Erling Haaland was asked about Jadon Sancho's future. (Image: Twitter - Viaplay) AyanC • :East_Bengal_Club: • 70 points • 57 min Man looks like a 3d render.
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    Cartoon - REALLY?! TELL US YOUR SECRETS! THE MOON LANDING WAS FAKE! IT WAS ALL A SOUND STAGE! THESE CREATURES AREN'T A THREAT! THEY CAN'T EVEN REACH THEIR OWN MOON. CALL OFF THE ANNIHILATION! EARTH IS FLAT! AND SO ADORAB E! smbc-comics.com 43.3k 336 Share BEST COMMENTS - Rook_Castle 15h 4 Awards I was a flat earther for a few years, but then I went to kindergarten. Reply 4.7k
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    Jacket - Elijah Wood out here lookin' like a 21 year old art student whom just had her first lesbian experience..
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    Font - Andy Tech Martian @Tech_Mar. · 8h Doing a collab with @pewdiepie ? I have lost so much respect for you guys OGK 19 96 dbrand O @dbrand · 8h hold on we'll get u a spotlight 32 27 56 1,842
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    Text - Guess what losers???? I got onto the elite side of tiktok!!!!! You didn't 2h About a year ago, I was invited to attend a "space camp" at NASA. It was extremely interesting, despite being very secure. We had to give proper identification, give our fingerprints, and sign 6 consent forms, but after all that preparation, we were finally allowed to enter. I met astronauts and many astrophysicists. They described how it felt to be in space, and I saw a prototype of the Mars rover. However, the
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